Mercer's Poems

Quitting's for quitters so I quit quitting.

Wed, 23 May 2012 13:50:47 +0100

Yesterday - being in a very bad place mentally - I decided to announce my twitter and tumblr...

Closing Time

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:32:50 +0100

This blog is soon to be closed. It was fun while it lasted but it has got to the stage where it...

Some Thoughts

Tue, 22 May 2012 03:16:29 +0100

<Insert provocative image of stick thin model with face cut off but tits showing><Insert...

Lucifer

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:48:53 +0100

Think back to the simple days of smiles and cigarette smoke wisping. Whispering, telling jokes to...

Intentionally Left Blank

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:36:22 +0100

I’m living the dream, opportunity lays itself before my feet in the guise of stacks of dead...

Incarnation

Sat, 12 May 2012 12:23:33 +0100

Solemnly the spirit whisped through bitter airof secrets kept and tears wept. Strength - he thought....

When...

Sat, 12 May 2012 12:02:31 +0100

When you used to care, winds would sing to me like old warbling folk singers. Soul kissing strings...

Coming Soon... Through the Cooking Gas!

Thu, 03 May 2012 04:47:00 +0100

It’s been a while since I have made any sort of formal announcement about any new piece of...

Easy as a Bee, See? It really is that shamelessly punny. Buy it...

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:18:21 +0100

Easy as a Bee, See?
It really is that shamelessly punny.

Buy it now

US link - http://www.amazon.com/Easy-As-A-Bee-See/dp/1471054551/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335960043&sr=1-2

UK link - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Easy-As-A-Bee-See/dp/1471054551/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335958366&sr=1-3

*image freely obtained from the internet. If this is your image, I have no idea how you managed to tell it apart from the MILLIONS of other images of bees on comb…Still, fair play - and I’ll remove it if requested*

Easy as a Bee, See? The funniest book you’re not reading!...

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:13:39 +0100

Easy as a Bee, See?
The funniest book you’re not reading!
…Possibly because you’re not reading a book at all, thus any would be funnier.

GET IT NOW!

US link - http://www.amazon.com/Easy-As-A-Bee-See/dp/1471054551/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335960043&sr=1-2

UK link - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Easy-As-A-Bee-See/dp/1471054551/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335958366&sr=1-3

*image was freely obtained from the internet. If this you’re image - YOU’RE AWESOME! Also, I will remove it if asked.*

Easy as a Bee, See? Even the bees demand you buy it! US visitors...

Wed, 02 May 2012 13:03:49 +0100

Easy as a Bee, See?

Even the bees demand you buy it!

US visitors - Click here http://www.amazon.com/Easy-As-A-Bee-See/dp/1471054551/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335960043&sr=1-2

UK Visitors - Click here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Easy-As-A-Bee-See/dp/1471054551/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1335958366&sr=1-3

and keep the bees happy!

*image used is freely obtained from the internet. If this is your image, and you have a problem with me using it get in touch and I will remove it straight away*

*also, if I actually get any sales of it, you can have a decent cut…which will be like, 20p or whatever, but it’s better than nothing*

A Sincere Message

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 14:22:00 +0100

Currently, my twitter seems to exist for the purpose of pushing my books. However, it is this way...

Easy As A Bee, See?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:56:22 +0100

Available now on Kindle and in paperback, experience the novel that literally no one is talking...

How To Win At Life by Being A Smug, Self-Righteous, Smarmy, Grinning, Self-Help Twat

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:30:00 +0100

My book, How To Win At Life By Being A Smug, Self-Righteous, Smarmy, Grinning, Self-Help Twat,...

Alcoholic Ambling and Suicide Scribblings

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:19:09 +0100

My first poetry compilation, Alcoholic Ambling and Suicide Scribblings, is available now in Kindle...

Still Alive!

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 09:28:49 +0100

As GLaDOS might say. Those of you who get this reference, you’re awesome. Those who...

Jubilee

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:25:11 +0100

Ceremoniously perched, the crow, her craggy beak spoke lies. When all she did was caw the knells of...

Nostalgia

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:07:09 +0100

Crying in thoughts, each memory a tear. A seer’s crystal ball with a direct link to the...

Cave Painting

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 04:02:44 +0100

You and I, pursed lips - parched and thirsty on bare rock. A dreamscape - Aboriginal painting on...

More Arrests for Tweeting!?

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 12:02:47 +0100

I think most of us (at least those with sense) would agree that racism is a terrible thing. The...