April 2012
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A Sincere Message
Currently, my twitter seems to exist for the purpose of pushing my books. However, it is this way for a reason. So, if I can forgo the humour and the dryness for a short while - I shall expose my life with some sincerity. Before I did all this writing and blogging and everything - I was stable, it might even be said I was happy. I was living with a partner, she and I were quite happy. I had a...
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Easy As A Bee, See?
Available now on Kindle and in paperback, experience the novel that literally no one is talking about! Easy As A Bee, See? sees protagonist Gordon, a customer service phone operative for an insurance company, wrapped up in a twisted plot orchestrated by owls and carried out by bees after a rather unfortunate and infuriating telephone call from a customer. Not knowing what to do or where to go,...
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How To Win At Life by Being A Smug,...
My book, How To Win At Life By Being A Smug, Self-Righteous, Smarmy, Grinning, Self-Help Twat, (let’s just refer to it as ‘How To Win At Life…’ from here!), is now available in paperback and Kindle format via Amazon. A strange mixture of personal philosophy, positive poetry and anti-platitudes. Having struggled with mental health issues, I have in the past been tempted to...
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Alcoholic Ambling and Suicide Scribblings
My first poetry compilation, Alcoholic Ambling and Suicide Scribblings, is available now in Kindle and paperback formats. Alcoholic Ambling and Suicide Scribblings is a collection of poems detailing my battles with alcohol, depression and anxiety over the last few years. It features a mixture of styles and tones, but has an overriding theme of misery - but with an undercurrent of hope. These...
Still Alive!
As GLaDOS might say. Those of you who get this reference, you’re awesome. Those who don’t must play Portal! If there is anyone out there who actually cares what I have to say, you may have noticed I haven’t had a lot to say recently. Well the fact is I have had a lot to say I just haven’t said it, at least not here on tumblr and not on my twitter either. I have been...
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Jubilee
Ceremoniously perched, the crow, her craggy beak spoke lies. When all she did was caw the knells of those born without right blood. And go around as a magpie snatching valuables from the neighbourhood. The inbred raven preached superiority from a stolen Sanguine throne. There’s a belief in the bitter bile that passes for blood, running through those inhuman veins; masking true equality...
Nostalgia
Crying in thoughts, each memory a tear. A seer’s crystal ball with a direct link to the past. What sordid miseries suffered, painful sorrows lived, and winding pathways walked. To what end? Wipe away each tear, yet they shall return. A tissue is no suture. There is no filling the cracks. The tears ever flow. A constant reminder to remember What your brain reminds itself to forget.
